Quotes on men

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. ~Helen Rowland

It's a man's world, and you men can have it. ~Katherine Anne Porter

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. ~Jerry Seinfeld

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams

Men are only as loyal as their options. ~Bill Maher

Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success. ~Jim Backus

The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one." ~Rita Rudner

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~Natalie Wood

Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. ~Ian Fleming